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The Sysadmin Price List:


Regular (as it were) Prices:

"Hardware Problem" Prices:

Beeper Prices:

Special Rates:

Collected from posts & email from:

jam@philabs.philips.com 
jlkinsel@engr.ucdavis.edu
dpeschel@u.washington.edu
msuzio@tiamat.umd.umich.edu 
nhughes@umich.edu
harlan@oberon.cs.wisc.edu
uhajj@superdec.uni.uiuc.edu 
the8thman@aol.com 
emk@dartmouth.edu
itchris@dale.ucdavis.edu
d-farley@tezcat.com
akilpat@engr.ucdavis.edu
ilaine@panix.com
s138@cpcroh.cpc.uea.ac.uk
drewkt@wellsfargo.com
rambler@sowest.net
Collected by & Copyright 1997-2000 by Esther Filderman (moose+@cmu.edu). Feel free to link to this page but you may not copy it.

[Sorry, folks I hate to do that, but too many folks have been stealing this and passing it around like "copier humour" (with headers and attributions stripped).]

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